Why is this important? In case they rip their pants. You know, baseball is a family sport. Black underwear is the safest way to guarantee that if the umps pants happen to rip, the children won’t be scarred.
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I bet you didn’t know that… You can marry a dead person in France.
Why is this important? In case my love life continues to be nonexistent, this might come in handy. I’ll eventually run over to France if no living men are interested.
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I bet you didn’t know that… An Avocado is a fruit not a vegetable.
Why is this important? In case you have to make a fruit salad in a hurry and realize all you have is avocado… it might not taste good, but hey, it’s a fruit salad right?
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I bet you didn’t know that… Thomas Edison, the inventor of the light bulb, was afraid of the dark.
Why is this important? In case you haven’t realized that every problem in life has a solution.
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I bet you didn’t know that… By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.
Why is this important? In case you ever get stuck in quick sand, duh!
haha hope you enjoyed these random, useless facts.
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