788 friends? funny joke.

500 million active users
700 billion minutes per month
250 million log in daily
... if you haven't figured it out already, those stats belong to a little thing called facebook. We all have one and we all waste time on there. This is how I use facebook.

Do I use it to contact my 762 friends...? Nope, because probably 30% of those people I pass daily and we never speak. I use it to "stalk" my 788 friends. Stalk, not contact. haha big difference.

Do I use it to do my homework? Nope, I use it to avoid all those assignments, essays, and time I should be studying for tests.

Do I use it put photos up? Nope, not usually. I use it to look at everyone else's photos.

What else... I use it to match names with faces, chat occasionally, and tell all those people I don't talk to in person happy birthday.

I know, I know... this all sounds pathetic. But we all do it and don't deny it! I can't even imagine our "social" life without it. We text into facebook, we download the app, and we live on the computer to be on facebook . How do you use this popular website?

Thank you technology and thank you Mark Zuckerberg.